OK, today let’s lighten up. Here are some things that I am grateful for besides family, my health, etc. First, I am thankful for news stories like these:

• Amish Haircut Attacks (Did he give them a mullet?)
• Google Gives Up on Making Cheaper-Than-Coal Energy (Stick with what you know.)
• Skirts in Boxing (Punch like a man, dress like a lady?)
• Alcohol Impairs Judgment (whashat?)
• Don’t Take Your Love (or your iPhone) to Town
• I’m Not Sorry (and I can’t spell)

I am also thankful for these twists of fortune:

• That life happened to evolve on the same planet where I was born.
• That the number of phone calls I receive daily is nearing zero. (Let’s hear it for e-mail.)
• That neither of my sons plays the drums.
• That every single one of my ancestors for billions of years lived to mating age.

Here’s hoping you are as thankful as I am.

Happy Thanksgiving,

Terry